As reported in This Is True, Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones has been complaining that unlike the old days, his fans aren’t tossing panties onto stage when he performs, they’re sharing their Y-fronts (men’s underwear, in case you’re not sure) instead. As he says: “I don’t know what that says.”

Well, Mick, it suggests that you are now appealing to a different fan base, to put it gently. Maybe you need a new corporate sponsor for your tour, to upgrade your stage litter? 🙂