I’m browsing through the local Westside Star, the local paper here at the Lake of the Ozarks, when I see the following (real, untouched) advertisement in the classifieds section:
MIDMO TURKEY SERVICE hiring
for artificial insemination crews out
of Gravois Mills area. Call (573) 374-
7080 or 877-330-7869
for artificial insemination crews out
of Gravois Mills area. Call (573) 374-
7080 or 877-330-7869
A friend of mine said he knew a woman who graduated with a degree in biology, and found a job working for an artificial insemination company. She would stand next to a conveyer belt, as male pigs rode by. One by one they would stop in front of her, and she’d use her rubber gloves and a test tube to, um *obtain* a sample. I always wondered what you do with a bachelor’s degree in Biology. Guess that answers it. 🙂